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I think Im going to become a real life Ace Ventura, because Im so tired of seeing the neglect, and losing my little buddies. I lost another little buddy, most likely because he was sick, and the owners did nothing about it. At only a few months old, he was acting lethargic and odd a few days ago, now there’s no trace of him, everything is gone. This is coming from a household who already lost 2 other dogs at the same time, because they let them run around in the street. Dogs get hit all the time out here because people don’t keep them restrained. If they get sick, they will most likely die, then they will just buy another one. If they break their leg, that dog is going to walk around on 3 legs for the rest of its life. These people don’t have the money for vet expenses, aren’t responsible, and I wish there was a way to prevent them from getting these pets

I always take credit for this stuff. Its me that makes things change =P #narcissistic

I always take credit for this stuff. Its me that makes things change =P #narcissistic

Had a blond moment. Me “Why don’t they have any pictures of the Statue Of Liberty when it was copper colored?” Buffee “Because we didn’t have color photos back then dumbass!” Me “Oh… true”

Ok, feeling inspired to blog. Will put up a couple posts this weekend about my feelings toward a couple issues

Ahh, the peace and quiet of a Midwest summer night

Its almost impossible to catch a #Cicada #molting #bug #insect  #creepy #nature #animal #life #creature #animalsofinstagram #instanature #macro #animals #animali #insecto #small #legs #wings #cool #lovebugs #beautiful #lovebugs #loveit #tagsta #tagsta_nature

Its almost impossible to catch a #Cicada #molting #bug #insect #creepy #nature #animal #life #creature #animalsofinstagram #instanature #macro #animals #animali #insecto #small #legs #wings #cool #lovebugs #beautiful #lovebugs #loveit #tagsta #tagsta_nature

I have the most amazing stye on my upper eyelid, and Im just passively telling everyone that its Ebola

Close call! Delivering to a house, and a guy is starting to cut down a tree. He saw me and waited until I was a ways away to do it. Good thing, because he lost control, it fell the wrong way and would’ve landed right on top of me. He had nobody assisting him, and I actually went back to help, when he asked me for it

Pageant contestants shouldn’t be allowed to wear makeup. I guarantee the tables would drastically change if they didn’t. Buffee is making me watch Game Of Crowns, and these chicks look wrecked without makeup, as most of them always do

There are times when I look at my wife, and I have a moment where I get all giddy and think “Wow, that is the Buffee whom I was a total opposite of, 18 yrs ago when I went to school with her” Well, I just had one of those moments at the most inappropriate time